Oh Look, Another Blasted AI Conference

Well, gag me with a spoon. VB Transform thinks they’re important because eight companies are about to present their flashy new generative AI products. Yes dear, we’re talking about features allegedly set to “disrupt the enterprise,” like that hasn’t been heard a thousand times before.

Irritating Implications of AI Pandering Trends

This news implies that we’ll have to endure more of those insufferable tech-nerds droning endlessly about how their AI crapola is going to bring a “revolutionary change” to the enterprise world. Whoop-de-doo; such pioneering disruption was not enough to salvage last year’s boring and highly forgettable AI demos. I swear, If I hear one more idiot go on about ‘disruption’ and ‘synergy’, I might just spontaneously combust.

Regrettably Offering Closure

So here’s my hot take, if you can stomach it. All of these smug tech companies are going to strut their stuff at VB Transform, and we’re supposed to be impressed because of some magical promise of ‘disruption’. Let’s face reality, most of these AI gimmicks won’t amount to a hill of beans. But oh boy, brace yourselves for a barrage of bombastic buzzwords, empty promises, and disappointment. And remember, kids, the only real disruption here will be to your sanity.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/announcing-our-vb-transform-innovation-showcase-finalists/