OpenAI Unveils Scary New Image Analysis Update for Its Chatbot
Well, folks, OpenAI has gone and unleashed yet another heap of impressive-yet-frightening technology onto the world. This time, it’s a new image analysis upgrade for their chatbot. Mmm, analyzing images and all that jazz. How original. Because we totally haven’t seen that before from, oh, every other AI company out there.
Details of the ‘Impressive’ Upgrade
In a classic “Hold my beer” fashion, OpenAI’s chatbot is now capable of basically tearing an image to shreds, analyzing it in meticulous detail. The update, apparently, means that this oh-so-clever chatbot can freeze-frame any randomly picked moment in life and gab about it, endlessly. It can look at an image and tell us all about every painstakingly boring detail it contains. As if we couldn’t see that for ourselves. Nice one, OpenAI.
Potential Implications of OpenAI’s Update
Think about it, drones. On one hand, we’re told that this kind of technology could assist in tasks like sorting out your overbearing photo collection, helping visually impaired individuals, troubleshooting technical issues, and even making your online shopping experience supposedly “better”. That’s cute. But let’s not kid ourselves – with OpenAI’s track record, this tech might just as well end up in the hands of some tech titan, deciding our fashion sense, our meal plans, and our lifestyle choices without us even realizing it.
Hilariously Horrifying Closing Notes
So there you have it. OpenAI has given us another ‘innovative’ piece of tech that’s likely just to wind up as another tool for manipulating and controlling our lives. Thanks, OpenAI. We’ve all seen what happens when you give too much power to tech companies. Remember that fun little thing called privacy? Yeah, that might be going the way of the dodo bird soon. In conclusion, enjoy your moment in the not-so-impressive sun, OpenAI. Can’t wait to see what other ridiculous updates you have in store.
Original article:https://www.wired.com/story/chatgpt-plus-image-feature-openai/