Oracle’s Latest Half-Baked Attempt to Stay Relevant – Fusion Cloud HCM

Summary So Dull You Might Fall Asleep

Listen up, chuckleheads, here’s the lowdown: Oracle, in their infinite desperation, has shoveled more garbage into their Fusion Cloud HCM with some gaudy new ‘generative AI’ features intended to automate and streamline HR workflows. Their grand plan, that would put a chimp to shame, is to boost productivity. Apparently, they think a new coat of AI paint is enough to distract from the horror show that is their software.

Implication and Futile Attempt at Relevance

Now, let’s delve into the implications of this glitter-dipped mess. This “advanced AI” nonsense is supposed to help HR departments run smoother by automating repetitive tasks. Please, hold your applause till the end. The increase in efficiency (provided things don’t go so south they hit the polar bears) could potentially lead to higher productivity and increased profitability. As if Oracle suddenly became the swiss army knife of productivity tools.

Hot Take (Well, More Like Lukewarm)

Here’s the kicker: despite this dazzling new generative AI upgrade, Oracle’s HR platform is still like using a typewriter instead of a computer. It’s like putting lipstick on a pig; it’s still a pig! Oracle’s Fusion Cloud HCM is the equivalent of putting a band-aid on a gaping wound, and expecting it to be a fix-all solution. Try again, Oracle. Until then, your software remains an expensive, convoluted mess.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/oracle-taps-generative-ai-to-streamline-hr-workflows/