Pop Tart Thinks AI is a Fun New Toy

Yet another self-proclaimed ‘visionary’, Hannah Diamond, hyperpop artist (what a niche!), unabashedly declares AI to be the weapon of choice for today’s mediocre musicians. It appears that this digital crutch is the latest trend for the creatively-challenged songwriters.

A Brainless Boost for the Clueless Masses

According to Diamond, generative AI is not only a tool but also a technological messiah destined to catapult the horde of struggling, talentless musicians into the limelight. Let’s all pretend to be shocked that yet another low-skill initiative is being pitched as the miraculous answer to commit aural atrocities.

Holy AImplications

Generative AI portends a future where any halfwit garnishing a jazzy pseudonym can mutate into a ‘musician’. Churning out symphonic excrement would be as simple as rudimentary clicks or voice commands, drowning the remaining, true artisans under a tidal wave of tasteless tunes. Metaphorical barriers that once repelled undiscovered ‘artists’ like stale garlic to a vampire will crumble, ushering in an era where the music industry is saturated with lackluster talent.

My Hot, Bitter Take

In conclusion, Hannah Diamond’s push for AI as the next frontier for migraine-inducing hyperpop is as predictable as a singer banking on Autotune. This gross and indiscriminate democratization of music creation will only lead to an overwhelming influx of audio drivel. Musical ‘innovation’ is rapidly becoming a race to the bottom and the finish line is unaptly named ‘generative AI’. If the sound of the future is powered by AI, pray the mute button stands the test of time.

Original article:https://www.wired.com/story/hannah-diamond-has-cracked-the-code-ai-music/