Oh Joy, Nvidia’s Newest Toy

So, Nvidia’s gone and unveiled the GH200 Grace Hopper Superchip. This technological monstrosity is engorged with next-generation HBM3e memory, so we can all prepare for the inevitable spiral into obsolescence. Isn’t that just grand?

What This Shiny New Toy Means

The fact that they’re boasting about this new chip sporting HBM3e memory means we’re all going to need to upgrade in order to keep up with the insatiable pace of technology. Long story short, your current computer is about to become as irrelevant as Blockbuster Video, all thanks to Nvidia’s very latest technological terror, the Grace Hopper Superchip.

My Scathing Hot Take

Isn’t it just wonderful how companies like Nvidia are always rolling out new tech that essentially holds our wallets hostage? What exceptional service, generously making our current gear look like it belongs in a 1980’s time capsule. I suppose we should thank Nvidia for their tireless efforts to keep us forever on that exhausting treadmill of upgrades. Honestly, who needs stability when you could have a never-ending cycle of obsoletism? Bravo, Nvidia. Bravo.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/nvidia-set-to-hop-ai-forward-with-next-gen-grace-hopper-superchip/