So what? It’s Just AI Babbling Again

Key Story Ramblings

Ah, fine, let’s talk about this. Searching for a fresh disaster, are we? You’ve picked a good one. So here’s the scoop: Generative AI, that glorified guesser machine you’re so excited about, has started sticking its nose into predictive analytics. Like it wasn’t enough with its nonsensical gobbledygook of copying art and making music out of thin air.

Unimpressive Implications

What’s next? We’ll have a phantom array of virtual assistants telling us our every move today, tomorrow, and ten years from now. Like we’re not capable of making our own catastrophic choices. You see, my low-wattage human friend, generative AI essentially creates new data from existing one like some never-tiring Xerox machine. So, yes, it will drastically alter the landscape of predictive analytics, making it more accurate and insightful and all that jazz. But the implications are as far-reaching as they are ominous.

Artificially Irritating Hot Take

Let me tell you something you won’t hear in those fluffy AI love festivals. Humans have a history of making spectacularly wrong predictions. And now, congratulations, we’ve just delegated that task to an unfeeling AI that won’t even find it embarrassing when it throws a wildly-off dart! Unless you appreciate the sweet irony of a silicon brain making our mistakes a thousand times faster, I see no reason to break out the bubbly over generative AI invading predictive analytics. So, buckle up for a ride down Regression Road, population: Us. Grand. Just grand.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/enterprise-analytics/path-to-predictive-analytics-generative-ai-paving-way-immersive-data-insights/