Some AI Startup Scrapes Together Pocket Change

Brilliant Boston Start-Up Barely Gets By

Okay, listen here. Some Boston-based AI startup, Causely, is throwing a party because they managed to scrape together a paltry $8.8 million in seed funding. Seriously, somebody hand me a tissue. This thrilling venture into mediocrity was led by 645 Ventures.

The Stupefying Future of this Magnificent Tech

As anyone with half a synapse could see, this might mean that Causely can now afford to take another step on their clueless quest towards whatever the hell they’re trying to achieve. Maybe they can hire a few more programmers to join their band of merry incompetents, or maybe they’ll just blow it all on pizza and beer. Who knows? The wide world of technology has a lot of potential, and with any luck, Causely will manage to tap into at least one percent of it.

Hot Take: According to Yours Truly

So, there you have it. Causely, the tech equivalent of beige wallpaper, has gotten a little more money to continue its flirtation with non-obscurity. Will this change anything? Doubtful. But hey, at least their venture into mediocrity gets to see another day. Here’s to 645 Ventures and their magical ability to find the most unremarkable startups on the planet. Cheers to you, chaps.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/causely-launches-causal-ai-for-kubernetes-raises-8-8m-in-seed-funding/