A Flock Of Morons Bankroll Another Stupid Robot

Sub-genius startup, Dropzone AI, which is busy trying to build a virtual nanny for the lazy security industry, managed to fleece an impressive $3.5 million in seed funding from gullible investors. Looks like AI stands for Another Idiocy in this case.

Lazy Droids Cleaning The Mess Humans Made

What this essentially implies is this: tech folks are tired of doing their job (you know, the job they are handsomely paid for), so they’re trying to solve their lethargy by making lifeless robots take up the slack. Dropzone AI plans to ease their burden by automating labourous work of investigating security alerts. Yeah, because why use that giant watermelon on your neck for anything other than guzzling monster energy – let the AI do all the heavy lifting, right?

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This whole hullabaloo about AI resolving our security issues is nothing more than pseudo-intellectual masturbation. Why not just admit that the titans of tech can’t handle their own mess and now they’re leaning on a crutch called ‘AI’ to do their job. In a way, it’s smart. No more firing human staff for incompetence. Let’s let the algorithms carry the can for our stupidity. Bravo on this capital bullshit wrapped in shiny tinfoil to con the naive investors out of their moolah. This really is a new low for humanity.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/security/dropzone-ai-launches-autonomous-ai-agent-to-investigate-security-alerts-raises-3-5m-in-seed-funding/