Tel Aviv’s Hailo Dumps New ‘Innovations’ on Us

Hailo, an attention-seeking company based in Tel Aviv, just announced a new addition to their Hailo-8 lineup, burdening us with two new offerings: Hailo-8L and Hailo-8 Century. Because clearly, we don’t have enough pointless tech to deal with already.

Fabulous Implications of Microwaving Your Wallet

These new tech toys might have some implications for the space, if you’re inclined to care. The Hailo-8L and Hailo-8 Century might change the landscape of whatever monopoly they’re a part of, bla bla bla. More than likely, they’ll create new avenues for helpless users to overspend on overrated tech, and perhaps offering shiny ways for kids to zap their hard-earned allowances down the drain.

The Hailo-astic Hot Take

To put it bluntly, this is yet another saga of the relentless tech industry trying to suck every last penny out of us consumer suckers. Hailo is trying to allure us into buying some tedious tech gizmos by throwing around fancy terms like ‘Hailo-8L’ and ‘Hailo-8 Century.’ But let’s be real, they’re probably no more exciting than a burned-out light bulb. But hey, if you’re into flashy, flimsy tech that serves no purpose but to widen the hole in your pocket, then Hailo’s new gizmos may just be your cup of overpriced, tasteless tea.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/hailo-unveils-new-edge-ai-accelerators/