Shape-Shifting Table, Sad Excuse for Entertainment

Detailed Dismantling of This “Revolutionary” Rubbish

Alright chuckleheads, listen up. Some over-caffeinated engineers have cobbled together a new shape-shifting display that supposedly folds up to fit on a card table. Yawn. This embarrassing excuse for innovation lets users squiggle faux-3D designs into existence, throw around 3D objects or play 3D tetris when they could be doing something worthwhile.

Pointless Potential of This Technological Travesty

Now, let’s all pause for a moment and pretend this crap could have any reasonable implications. Best case scenario is you’ve got a novel little party trick that’ll perhaps impress 5 year olds and folk who still find fidget spinners fascinating. At least until the novelty wears off. Or, in the hands of professional artists and designers, this may be a questionable tool for creating 3D visualizations or models. But given it’s more of a toy than a tool, why bother?

Sardonic Send-off for This Silly Invention

In conclusion, give a round of slow claps to these engineers for their groundbreaking discovery—a novel way to waste time and money. Here’s a hot take on your shape-shifting display: it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot and about as revolutionary as sliced bread. Ingenious work, really. Carry on crapping out unneeded and underwhelming tech.

Original article:https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2023/07/230731110740.htm