You Lazy Sods Need AI to Get off Your Butts, Apparently

Key Points of Your Mindless Dependency on Technology

In yet another laughable attempt to combat the alarming rates of ‘can’t get up from the couch’ syndrome, tech whizzes are now promoting artificial intelligence (AI) as your new gym buddy. As winter withdraws to reveal your annually accrued flab, you chuckleheads seem to believe AI is the messiah that will implore you to eat carrots and do some bloody sit-ups. Pity.

Possible Implications of AI Assisted Fitness, God Help Us All

Whilst it’s entertaining to watch you clutch at straws, perhaps you should consider the implications of this technology. For starters, if an AI is the only thing capable of browbeating you into dropping that sixth donut, it’s a bleak commentary on your willpower. Plus, there’s the added joy of placing vast amounts of your personal and wellness data into the hands of insatiable tech companies. Just what we needed, another way for them to learn, predict, and manipulate our pathetic weaknesses.

My Swift Kick to Your Over-reliant Backside

So there you have it, you sniveling weaklings. Year after year, your dependency on technology increases, and you still can’t do one lousy push-up without an AI standing over you. As we forge into the future, you prove yet again that instead of taking responsibility for your lackluster health habits, you’d rather someone – or rather, something – tell you what to do. Truly earning your title as humanity’s most laughable generation. Bravo.

Original article:https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2023/08/230807121944.htm