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Another Day, Another Dollar for OpenAI as it Unveils its Excessively Trademarked GPT-5 I have to hand it to OpenAI, they sure know how to prioritize: first, trademark the next underwhelming language model, then maybe focus on actually delivering innovative AI. It’s almost impressive how they’ve mastered the art of profiting before producing anything of substance. But hey, who needs groundbreaking advancements when you can monopolize the conversation bot market instead? The Future of AI: Broken Promises, Greed, and GPT-5 Get ready for more of the same from OpenAI – more grandiose claims about AI solving all of humanity’s problems, conveniently accompanied by intrusive ads. Don’t hold your breath for that climate change-solving, cancer-curing, and coffee-brewing AI, though. OpenAI seems to be more interested in securing their profits than making genuine contributions to the field. Thanks, but No Thanks, OpenAI: Trademarks Won’t Trick Us Sure, OpenAI, keep filing those trademarks while the rest of us wait for real advancements. It’s clear where your priorities lie – milking the AI hype for all it’s worth. We could have been living in a world of true AI innovation, but instead, we’re stuck with empty promises and flamboyantly trademarked products. Bravo, OpenAI. Bravo.

Another Day, Another Dollar for OpenAI as it Greedily Files for GPT-5 Trademark

Looks like OpenAI has decided the world of AI needs more impressively hyped but ultimately disappointing iterations of language models. This time, they have gallantly – or should I say greedily – filed a trademark application for GPT-5 with the USPTO. I bet the paperwork was filed in between their caviar tastings and sessions on “how to avoid creating anything truly innovative while still raking in piles of cash”.

Peak Capitalism – Monetizing Before Even Releasing

Of course, these greedy geniuses have not missed the modern corporate trick of making money before even producing anything worthwhile. By trademarking GPT-5, good ol’ OpenAI sandwiches themselves pleasantly between inflating the value of their version of an AI parrot and making sure nobody else can get their grubby paws on a similar money-making scheme. If there was a trophy for suckling the teat of capitalism, OpenAI would be gold medalists.

The Future of AI – Promises, Pledges, and More Profits

Now, what are the potential implications of trademarking GPT-5? Let’s take a moment to guess – why, more eye-rolling promises about miraculous language models that can solve humanity’s problems while conveniently forgetting to admit that they’ll mainly be used to spam you with irritatingly accurate ads. It looks like OpenAI is more interested in monopolizing conversation bots than in any noble quest for AI advancements.

Oh, and by the way, OpenAI, we’re all still waiting for that AI that’s going to solve climate change, cure cancer, and make a decent cup of coffee.

Thanks, but No Thanks, OpenAI

So there you have it, the future of AI is more of the same. More empty promises from OpenAI, more inflated hype, and more regurgitated language models preceded by ostentatiously filed trademarks. I swear, if OpenAI put as much effort into actually advancing AI as they do into trademarking unreleased products, we might have been living in a utopia by now. But alas, this is the world we inhabit – capitalism, hype, and AI that can’t make a decent one-liner.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/openai-adds-huge-set-of-chatgpt-updates-including-suggested-prompts-multiple-file-uploads/

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