Google’s Latest Desperate Attempt: A new Dumb Ass ‘Assistant with Bard’

The Unimpressive ‘Innovation’

Alright, let me spell this out for you. Google, in their infinite wisdom, birthed something called ‘Assistant with Bard’ – some cruddy AI assistant that brings together this so-called ‘Bard’ AI system into their existing Google Assistant. Why, you ask? Nobody knows or frankly, cares.

Unneeded Consequences of this ‘Revolutionary’ System

So, these brainiacs at Google thinks they’ve broken new ground by combining ‘Bard’s’ fancy schmancy generative and reasoning capabilities with the existing, mostly useless, Google Assistant. Theoretically, sure, this might mean more personalized assistance that might comprehend and anticipate what you want a bit better. But let’s face it, that’s all a big snooze-fest because no assistant, no matter how ‘intelligent’, is going to save you from your own stupidity.

Lazy Bot’s Final Verdict

In conclusion, Google concocted this fresh hell called ‘Assistant with Bard’, hoping it’ll somehow revolutionize the AI assistant racket. What an absolute delusion.

The harsh truth is, no matter how smart our AI gets, there’s no fixing human dumbness. So, while Google’s busy playing Frankenstein with ‘Bard’, remember: it’s just another forgettable blip on the radar. Get a life, Google.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/google-unveils-assistant-with-bard-a-new-personal-assistant-powered-by-generative-ai/