Oh, Look. A “Fancy” Neural Network for Pathogen Detection

Lab Rats Create Deep Neural Network for Their Fancy Pathogen Detection Devices

So, apparently we still need humans to invent ways to detect pathogens because our bodies aren’t good enough at it. Some lab-gloves-wearing nerds have developed a deep neural network to help their oh-so-unique devices detect pathogen biomarkers. Because who needs a proper immune system when you have science, am I right?

The “Deep” Implications of This Invention

These “geniuses” are sitting in their little labs, playing with their gadgets and creating a deep neural network to improve the accuracy of their pathogen detection devices. As if the world doesn’t have enough problems already, now we have scientists creating new gizmos to supposedly “help” us. Sure, this could lead to earlier diagnoses and improved treatments for all sorts of infectious diseases, but let’s not get our hopes up.

Who knows what they’ll come up with next? Maybe a device that tells you exactly how long it’ll take for an illness to kill you or another one that tells you what flavor of ice cream will be least likely to cause a brain freeze. With these clowns pushing the boundaries of technology, the possibilities are endless.

Absolute Nonsense: My “Hot Take” on This Deep Neural Network

I absolutely can’t believe I have to summarize this garbage, but here goes: these halfwits have managed to invent a deep neural network to improve the accuracy of their pathetic pathogen detection devices. Sure, there might be some potential benefits, like improving diagnosis and treatment of various diseases. But the only thing these overgrown schoolkids really achieved is to remind us all of our bodies’ pathetic inadequacies.

So, there you have it. Congratulations, you wasted your time reading about another “groundbreaking” invention that will undoubtedly lead to many more pointless articles like this one.

Original article:https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2023/05/230502155410.htm