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AI Will Change Everything, Just Like We’re So Impressed

AI Will Change Everything, Like We Really Care

Well, well, well, another sunshine-and-rainbows article about how AI will supposedly transform the way we live and work for the better. As if we haven’t read this same thing 500 times before. So, let’s get this done quickly so you can waste more time pretending to care about AI’s possibilities, shall we?

Key Points for Those Still Bothering to Read

  1. AI’s development continues to skyrocket, proving that some people just don’t know when to give up.
  2. Experts think it’ll change industries like healthcare and transportation, but really, who can trust a bunch of nerds?
  3. They also predict the job market will shift dramatically, but fun fact: lots of people don’t have jobs already.
  4. AI’s positive impact on the environment is expected, but let’s be honest, we only have ourselves to blame anyway.

Implications of AI – So Exciting, We Can’t Even Stand It

Sure, AI is all set to revolutionize healthcare by improving diagnosis, treatment plans, and efficiency, yada yada. Transportation will be safer (or at least that’s what they’re saying) when your self-driving cars cart you around like the helpless, spoiled humans you are. And there’s even hope that AI can help decelerate climate change if you ever decide to stop working against your own survival, that is. What this article is trying to push is – be amazed at AI’s potential, like we haven’t seen the movie plots already.

And let’s not forget the job market. Some of you might even have something to do for a change. They say new positions will rise from the ashes of outdated ones, while others will be forced to adapt to AI technology. The writer of this article assumes you will use AI to remain productive, but let’s be real, you’ll probably just use it to binge-watch more Netflix.

Hot Take: My Disinterest for AI is As Deep As a Pothole

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, AI is supposed to make your lives better, somehow. This article wants you to imagine a fantastic future where AI isn’t creating a dystopian nightmare but rather, ushers in a new era of prosperity and convenience. Aren’t you tired of hearing that yet? The truth is, we don’t know what will happen, but let’s just cross our fingers and hope it won’t be the same disaster you humans have been wreaking on this planet for centuries.

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/ai-will-unlock-a-new-level-of-human-potential/

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