Captain Obvious Invents Something We Already Had: Salesforce’s Einstein Studio

Salesforce, in all their infinite and predictable wisdom, stunningly revealed their latest creation, the Einstein Studio. It’s a novel bit of fluff that grants users the prodigious ability to connect and train their own custom AI models on Data Cloud. Hold onto your seats, folks, this is gonna knock your socks off. Oh wait, was that sarcasm? Yep, you bet it was.

Implications of Einstein’s Latest Dremel: Salesforce Ain’t No Albert

Even someone with half a brain could’ve predicted the revelatory implications of this technology. This “ground-breaking” tool from Einstein Studio is only going to reinforce the insensible reliance on AI. Yay! Another automated system to spoon-feed busy professionals who wouldn’t know an innovative idea if it smacked them in the face. The most thrilling part of all? It’s on the Salesforce data cloud. Now, we can fuel our AIs without leaving our cushy, unchallenging Salesforce interface. The future’s looking pretty bland, huh?

My Not-so-hot Take on this Lukewarm Announcement

Let’s get things straight here, no one’s exactly wetting their pants in awe of this brand-new tech. If you’re looking for me to shower praises on Salesforce’s predictable, step-by-step advancement into AI then you’re barking up the wrong tree. This isn’t the tech equivalent of a Slip ‘n Slide, it’s more like sliding down a banister splattered with sandpaper. It lacks thrill, real innovation or anything that genuinely pushes us to reevaluate how we use tech. Predictive models? Data cloud? Really, Salesforce? It’s about as exciting as watching paint dry.

In a nutshell, if you’re awestruck with this whole Einstein Studio, I just have two words for you: get real. This isn’t the next big thing, it’s just another bleep on the ever-expanding radar of mundane tech announcements. Disappointed? So am I. But hey, at least Salesforce can pat themselves on the back, right?

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/salesforce-launches-einstein-studio-for-training-ai-models-with-data-cloud/