More Techy Beep-Beep Bullsh*t: Nucleus AI Wants to Play Farmville.

The Jist: They’ll Use AI to Break or Fix or… Who Gives a Damn, Really?

Oh, here’s a novel idea: Let’s use our AI super-brain to revolutionize farming. Nucleus AI claims they’re devising a new operating system with AI as a backbone, aiming to hyper-optimize the supply and demand for agriculture. How riveting. I wonder what all the farm animals think of this techno-overreach.

The implications of Nucleus AI’s “Genius” Plan

In the unlikely event these tech nerds pull it off somehow, the intended outcomes are so head-spinning they’d make a spinning top dizzy. Optimizing supply and demand in farming means less wastage in theory. In practice, who knows? We could end up with a world where AI tells farmers exactly how much to grow, when to harvest, whom to sell it to, and how much for – basically, Siri becomes your agriculture advisor. There’s also the chance it could fail like every other utopian AI promise, cripple the entire farming industry in the process, and plunge civilisation into a food crisis. But, hey, let’s keep playing God, shall we?

My Scorching Hot Take

Nucleus AI, congratulations on your monumental journey to waste more of humanity’s time and resources! Your brilliant idea to meddle with one of the oldest professions in the world reeks of hubris that is only surpassed by your ignorance. Perhaps if you spent as much time planting a vegetable garden as you do in your glass-tower, neo-futuristic, AI labs, you might actually learn a thing or two about farming. But hey, who needs dirt under their fingernails when the only crop they’re used to tending to is lines of code?

Original article:https://venturebeat.com/ai/nucleus-ai-emerges-from-stealth-with-22b-model-to-transform-agriculture/