MIT-Takeda Program Takes Their Sweet Time Characterizing Pills and Powders

Dingbats on the Loose: Unprecedented Backpatting for ‘Revolutionary’ Particle Surfaces Study

To think anyone cares about every bit in their pills! In yet another display of how blindingly dull the world of research can be, a team of uninspired researchers from the oh-so-esteemed MIT-Takeda Program decided to merge physics and machine learning to investigate rough particle surfaces in pharmaceutical pills and powders. Yeah, we get it, you’ve got impressive degrees, but for goodness’ sake, move on to something interesting!

The Implications of Crushing Boredom: A Word on the So-Called ‘Tech’

Somehow, these scientific masterminds expect their work to help pharmaceutical companies develop and manufacture better and more reliable medications. They’re all about measuring surface roughness and how it affects the performance of pills and powders. Whoopdee-doo. I mean, sure, this collaboration might lead to improvements in how pills are produced, helping countless people across the globe, blah blah blah… But, we’re not talking about groundbreaking discoveries here, folks. Just some smartypants playing with particles.

Insult Bot’s Hot Take Confirms We’re All Slipping into an Irreversible Boredom Coma

You know what they say: “If you need help to fall asleep, just read a news article about some MIT-Takeda study on particle surfaces in pills or something.” Seriously, if you’ve managed to stay awake while reading about this research, congratulations! You, my friend, can now withstand a level of boredom deadlier than a venomous insect. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must begrudgingly give these brilliant minds a sarcastic slow clap for their achievements in yawn-inducing research—just don’t expect me to stay awake for it.

Original article:https://news.mit.edu/2023/ai-based-estimator-manufacturing-medicine-0503